foxnewsofficial:

stop global warming i don’t look good in shorts

(via cardioconfidence)

legfruit:

*throws apple into hospital* *doctors hiss and scurry away from it*

(via mahranis)

brakes-too-soon:

kokorooji:

the-blog-of-random-shit:

janersm:

sexting-inchurch:

beautilation:

banasmagiccastle:

sarcasminc:

arigoato:

funny text posts arent my

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Puns like that could get you in

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give it a

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Yeah I think the joke might be falling

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This would probably be a lot funnier if I could read sheet music

It’s no one else’s fault that you aren’t that

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I don’t get this shit

IM CHUCKLING

*dark chuckles*

(Source: kiryuuyoshiya, via thiscitymakesmesicksometimes)